economy · 2026-02-06

India announced its budget, markets didn't like it

I tried being productive today, but my chair disagreed. It creaked every time I leaned forward, as if filing a formal complaint with gravity. My to-do list watched silently while I reorganized icons, cleaned a mug that was already clean, and researched whether pigeons have enemies (they do, mostly dignity). At noon I rewarded myself for surviving the morning with a snack, which turned into lunch, which turned into a philosophical inquiry about naps. By evening I concluded productivity is real, just shy, and it prefers visiting other people.

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